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It Goes Ding When There's Shark Aids

I am the Moose Whisperer. I'm 23 and I love cats, TV shows, video games, and this guy named Mike. Spoiler Alert: this tumblr contains bloggery and re-bloggery.
Jun 14 '13

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Jun 14 '13

egberts:

steam-powered-salamander:

egberts:

私はうんちする必要があります

never give up

That says I need to poop.

i never said it didnt

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Jun 14 '13

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

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Jun 14 '13

bad-cramps:

The Last Days of Disco

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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Jun 14 '13
aka-sextinq: brbdreaminq: he11above: omf this is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen woahhh damn this is amazing

aka-sextinq:

brbdreaminq:

he11above:

omf this is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

woahhh

damn this is amazing

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Jun 14 '13
  • Paparazzi: Miley, what do you think about Demi Lovato's obesity?
  • Miley: Do you really have nothing better to do than act your insecurities out on others?
  • Paparazzi: But she did gain weight.
  • Miley: And? She looks gorgeous. She just recovered from an eating disorder, leave her alone.
  • Paparazzi: But what about your weight? You've gotten comments too.
  • Miley: I don't care if you wanna call me names, but by doing so you hurt my fans. And if you hurt my fans, I will hurt you

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Jun 14 '13

Reading Women

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Jun 14 '13

moshi-kun:

GAME OF THRONES 80/90s ERA CHARACTERS (Part 4)

I continue my series this week with, in my opinion, 2 of the funniest characters in the show. I know after sunday’s red wedding episode we will definitely not pretend that GOT is an hilarious show, but still, there’s a few funny lines, especially coming from these two.

  1. Bronn, relax as always, wearing the iconic Adidas tracksuit
  2. Tyrion, with an unlikely shirt straight out of an episode of Parker Lewis.

STORE

What are your favorite quotes from the show?

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Jun 14 '13

jennstarkid:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

OH MY GOD

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Jun 14 '13
Wild Irish Roses: mr-and-mrs-miller: cunt-bubbles: deep-sea-mermaid: oncemoreforluck:...

eldritchjoy:

mr-and-mrs-miller:

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

I hope you get sat on by a cow

i tried to scroll

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